HAWAII  TORMENTED  BY  GANGS

CYRSTAL-METH  FUELED

BIKER  GANGS  RUN  WILD ALL  ACROSS  THE ISLANDS,  CAUSING TOURISM  TO  DROP.

RARE PHOTO OF HITLER FOUND

A  PHOTO  FOUND  IN  AN  ATTIC, SHOWS  HITLER  GOING THROUGH  BASIC  TRAINING.

NASA        STARTS JR.

ASTRONAUT

PROGRAM

DUE  TO  RECENT  BUDGET

RESTRAINTS,  NASA  TODAY HAS  ACCEPTED APPLICATIONS  FROM  PRE-TEENS  AND  TODDLERS, SAYING  THAT THEY  WORKED

CHEAPER,  AND  FIT  MORE EASILY  INTO  THEIR  SPACE CAPSULES.